How do I talk my stupid co-worker in to trading her 04' Civic for my new roller blades?

She is really stupid and I think she is 90.

How do I talk my stupid co-worker in to trading her 04' Civic for my new roller blades?
sometimes i feel like you don't hear a word i say





RUFIES
Reply:Have someone walk by and offer their '03 Civic for it. She's stupid so she'll try one up the '03 regardless of whether she wants the roller blades or not.
Reply:LMAO!!
Reply:Get her drunk, have sex with her. She will probably just give you the car as payment for services rendered.
Reply:LOL...good luck with that
Reply:Tell her these are the new "in" things and everyone her age is using them and tell her that hers needs alot of work doing to it and it would be a great opportunity for you to work on your mechanical skills.





Good luck
Reply:hmmmm yeah but did SHE have a date for Valentine's Day?
Reply:tell her that that roller blades were owned by FDR, she will love them.
Reply:Have her try them on ,and tell her she looks 80 wearing them, then really sell the gas mileage difference between the skates and the car..can't miss with that one, and finally tape a balloon to her chest, tell her it's an airbag with the highest possible rating for those particular skates.....after all that she'll be paying you to trade for her car....psst ,really hit her hard in financing with an extended warranty and at least 12% interest rate.
Reply:tell her about the new law that old people cant drive so she might as well give her car to a needy co-worker.


OR,


jack the keys and run her over with it.





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Reply:tell her that the roller blades are worth more, because they have more wheels %26amp; less mileage than the Civic
Reply:give her a 5 yr,5000 mile warranty on those blades and Im sure she will gladly make the trade
Reply:LMAO!!!
Reply:Lmao!
Reply:hahahaha.....i don't think your co-worker would want to trade
Reply:Tape bottle rockets to the roller blades and tell her they are rocket propelled roller blades!! She should switch in no time!!
Reply:Tell her that everyone her age is using them- they're the new craze for 90-year-olds! She should switch in a matter of minutes...



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